Tyler hates when I fart in front of him. Lol I don't just fart in front of anyone but come on we been married 18yrs. I don't do it all the time. If we are laying in bed watching tv he wants me to go to the bathroom to fart. I get up and go to the bathroom and I can't fart!! So I go lay back down and there it is again!!! So I go back to the bathroom and nothing AGAIN!! I lay back down and there it is. So I just give up and fart!!
"Hey" He says
" My stomach hurt and I was trying to go to the bathroom to fart and it kept going away. You fart all the time why can't I?"
"It's Not lady like"
"O Phooey if ladies didn't fart we would explode too!!"
"Ha I think it should be a spankable offense!! Maybe I should ask other HoH'S or you ask your friends."
"O for Pete's sake you can not spank me for farting!!" We both laughed but then he stopped laughing and trying to be all serious
"Hey I can spank you for whatever I want" Then he reached behind the bed where the arsenal is. (that's what I like calling it)
I quickly grabbed his arm "Yes yes you can but I don't need spanked now and I don't need spanked for farting."
We went on to a different subject.
So do you think that Flatulence should be a spankable offense?
Remembers who's friend you are when you answer that question!! Lol
|yup this has occurred at my house but I didn't do the farting|