Tyler hates when I fart in front of him. Lol I don't just fart in front of anyone but come on we been married 18yrs. I don't do it all the time. If we are laying in bed watching tv he wants me to go to the bathroom to fart. I get up and go to the bathroom and I can't fart!! So I go lay back down and there it is again!!! So I go back to the bathroom and nothing AGAIN!! I lay back down and there it is. So I just give up and fart!!
"Hey" He says
" My stomach hurt and I was trying to go to the bathroom to fart and it kept going away. You fart all the time why can't I?"
"It's Not lady like"
"O Phooey if ladies didn't fart we would explode too!!"
"Ha I think it should be a spankable offense!! Maybe I should ask other HoH'S or you ask your friends."
"O for Pete's sake you can not spank me for farting!!" We both laughed but then he stopped laughing and trying to be all serious
"Hey I can spank you for whatever I want" Then he reached behind the bed where the arsenal is. (that's what I like calling it)
I quickly grabbed his arm "Yes yes you can but I don't need spanked now and I don't need spanked for farting."
We went on to a different subject.
So do you think that Flatulence should be a spankable offense?
Remembers who's friend you are when you answer that question!! Lol
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| yup this has occurred at my house but I didn't do the farting |
since i have ibs, and only certain positions (usually laying on my stomach) is the only way to aid my stomach bloating issuez, YES, you have my support... no spanking! Plus, doesn't Shrek say "better out than in"?
ReplyDeleteI have yet to do this around Sir and I am TERRIFIED if it ever happens...
Lol I forgot Shrek said that...yeah I couldn't fart in front of someone I hadn't known for yrs...
ReplyDeleteI think maybe you should fart the next time you're getting spanked.
ReplyDeleteLmao now that's why I love ya!!! Then I'm gonna say "Sunny made me do it!!!"
DeleteI'm with you on this one Daisy. If its good enough for him .....
ReplyDeleteUm, I have felt the need during a spanking once, I didn't though!
Lol next time I get spanked I'm goin to be thinking about farts lol
DeleteHey Daisy, sorry but you had me laughing out loud with this one. Love the pics too!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you as well .. if it's good enough for him. Sunny's comment cracked me up. You should try it! LoL
My problem tends to be the other end .. belching and Rick says the same thing "it's not lady like"
Hugs,
Roz
Lol its meant to be funny too so its ok you laughed...I let Tyler read it he laughed too lol...o yeah if I burp too loud or too much he says the same
DeleteLOL...loved the pics. I usually encourage spanking...but I am with you on this one.....
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Thanks Abby lol
DeleteOh my gosh! Well I don't know if you should be spanked for it or not but for heaven's sake don't fart during the spanking and while you are at it, don't queef either. LOL Look that one up if you don't know already... hahahaa!!!!
ReplyDeleteOmg, sara, your comment made me laugh!!!!
DeleteDaisy, his is funny. I think you should try farting while being spanked. Better yet, hold a flame near your bottom when you fart and see what happens. Oh wait, you already did that!!!!
Lol
Sara I read your reply to Tyler we were laughing..yes ik what queef is haha..
Deleteomg Sarah I totally forgot I did that or told you. lmao that's Hillarious..I am a crazy gal
hehehe :) I love all this funny business!
DeleteHi Sara,
ReplyDeleteI have never commented here before as I have just started reading your blog but I had to comment because this post & the other comments had me in tears I was laughing so hard-I 100% agree with you as does my husband, we have been together almost 13 years & aside from my brothers & dad (when I was a kid) is the only guy I have ever farted in front of. It was really hard for me at first but he actually had a conversation with me about it in the very beginning of our relationship about how it was natural & normal & that he really hoped I would be comfortable enough with him to do it in front of him lol! Little did I know at the time that he is VERY gassy & he thought giving me the green light would make me more accepting of his gas lol! So no way on the spanking for farting!
SHM ; )
Lol I think all men are gassy!!! Glad you commented and found my blog...hope you stick around and comment more so I can get to know you
Deletehugs Daisy
Omg I put the wrong name & I am so sorry-I was nursing & reading & laughing & trying not to wake sleeping children & I got mixed up-Daisy, please forgive me ; )
DeleteSHM
O your fine they Sara/sarah was talking back and forth lol. and I love them both :)
Deletelol...Sunny said it best. I can't better her comment.
ReplyDeleteOh, and welcome to the Advent Calendar! :)
Lol well I haven't tried it yet!!!
DeleteThank you and thanks for stopping by
Hi there, new follower here! This post made me seriously lol. I recently keep seeing a meme going around on some other social sites that says, smelling farts can prevent you from getting cancer. Probably a false statement, but one could always say, hey, it's good for your health! lol.
ReplyDeleteLoving your blog!
xx
brat
Hey glad to see you here. Lol I will tell Tyler about the smelling farts keeping cancer away hehe.. I hope to get to know you better
Deletelol, I hope you get a fun response in return! :)
DeleteI'd love to get to know you better as well! I will definitely be reading your blog often. :) Feel free to hop on over to mine as well if you'd like. xxoo